When I was a kid I incessantly played with my G.I. Joe doll and his parachute until the chute failed and his head and arms fell off when he hit the pavement.
Then there was my less active period where I watched a lot of crap on TV.
I think that was where I developed my interest in porn, and ever since then I've been acting in 3 or more porn films per week. I get paid to spend all day having sex. Life is grand.
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