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Most Emailed Photos - 08/17/2003 by Allen
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My life story in 3 easy pieces:

When I was a kid I incessantly played with my G.I. Joe doll and his parachute until the chute failed and his head and arms fell off when he hit the pavement.


Then there was my less active period where I watched a lot of crap on TV.

I think that was where I developed my interest in porn, and ever since then I've been acting in 3 or more porn films per week. I get paid to spend all day having sex. Life is grand.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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