[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 336 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:44Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:43Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:42Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:41Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:40Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:39Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:33Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:32Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:30Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:28Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:24Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:22Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:21Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:17Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:15Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:15Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:13Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:12Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:11Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:10Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:09Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:08Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:07Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:06Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:05Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:04Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:02Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:00Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:59Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:58Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:57Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:55Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:53Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:52Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:49Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:48Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:47Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:46Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:44Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:43Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:42Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:41Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:40Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:39Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:38Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:36Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:32Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:30Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:29Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:28Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:27Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:26Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:25Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:23Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:21Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:17Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:16Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:12Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:10Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:08Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:06Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:05Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:04Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:00Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:57Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:56Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:52Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:49Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:45Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:44Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:41Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:35Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:32Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:28Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:21Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:16Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:13Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:12Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:11Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:10Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:06Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:04Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:02Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:01Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:00Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:59Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:58Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:56Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:55Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:52Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:48Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:46Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:42Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:38Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:37Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:36Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:35Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:34Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:33Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:29Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:25Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:22Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:21Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:20Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:14Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:13Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:09Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:08Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:06Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:05Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:04Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:03Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:02Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:01Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:00Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:58Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:57Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:52Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:48Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:47Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:46Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:42Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:41Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:36Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:35Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:30Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:24Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:21Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:20Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:17Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:16Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:12Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:10Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:07Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:06Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:04Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:01Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:00Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:59Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:56Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:55Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:52Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:48Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:47Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:46Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:44Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:43Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:41Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:37Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:36Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:35Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:33Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:31Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:29Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:28Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:27Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:26Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:25Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:24Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:20Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:19Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:17Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:14Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:13Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:10Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:09Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:08Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:07Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:04Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:03Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:02Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:00Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:57Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:55Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:52Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:50Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:49Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:47Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:46Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:45Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:44Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:40Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:39Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:38Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:37Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:32Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:31Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:29Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:28Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:27Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:26Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:21Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:19Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:18Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:17Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:15Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:14Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:12Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:11Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:10Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:08Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:07Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:05Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:03Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:02Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:00Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:58Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:55Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:52Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:51Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:50Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:49Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:48Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:47Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:46Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:45Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:43Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:42Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:41Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:39Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:38Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:36Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:34Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:33Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:31Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:29Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:28Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:27Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:26Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:24Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:22Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:19Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:17Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:16Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:15Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:13Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:11Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:10Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:08Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:06Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:05Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:04Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:02Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker09:17:00Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:57Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:55Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:54Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:53Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:52Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:51Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:49Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:47Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:46Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:45Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:44Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:43Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:40Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:38Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:37Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:36Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:35Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:34Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:33Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:31Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:30Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:27Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:25Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:22Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:20Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:19Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:17Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:14Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:13Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:11Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:10Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:09Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:08Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:06Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:05Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:03Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:01Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker09:16:00Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:58Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:57Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:55Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:54Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:51Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:50Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:48Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:46Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:45Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:44Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:43Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:42Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:41Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:39Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:38Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:37Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:36Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:34Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:33Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:32Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:29Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:28Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:27Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:23Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:22Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:20Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:17Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:13Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:12Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:09Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:08Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:05Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:04Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:03Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker09:15:01Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker09:14:59Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker09:14:57Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker09:14:54Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker09:14:53Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker09:14:51Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker09:14:50Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker09:14:49Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker09:14:47Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker09:14:46Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker09:14:45Caption #473

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post