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Once upon a time...on a Thursday, after all good children had gone to bed, there was a big rainstorm in the valley of the Monshu people. Their goddess Hiro Hippo was in great danger.

The King of the Monshu was pissed. Pissed drunk that is. He was still in the middle of his nightly virgin orgy festival.

Even his court jester was getting in on the action this night and was also taking some mind expanding drugs.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<reddman> Poppies! poppies! plenty of poppies here!
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