[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/07/2005 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Oh that was stupid. Now I feel all wet and self-concious.

Those long neck gossips over there aren't helping, I know they are talking about me.

But I just had to! Just had to. That girl in the tank gave me the most beguiling come hither smile.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:49drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:00drooled over #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 385 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:10Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:09Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:08Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:07Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:06Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:03Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:02Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:00Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:59Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:57Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:55Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:54Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:52Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:51Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:50Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:47Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:46Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:44Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:43Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:42Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:41Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:39Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:37Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:35Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:33Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:32Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:31Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:29Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:27Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:24Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:23Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:21Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:20Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:19Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:17Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:15Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:14Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:13Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:12Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:11Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:09Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:08Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:07Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:06Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:05Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:04Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:02Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:01Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:00Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:57Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:55Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:53Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:52Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:51Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:50Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:49Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:47Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:46Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:45Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:43Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:42Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:39Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:37Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:35Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:34Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:33Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:31Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:28Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:27Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:26Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:25Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:23Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:22Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:20Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:19Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:16Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:15Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:13Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:11Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:10Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:09Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:08Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:07Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:06Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:04Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:03Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:01Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:00Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:59Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:57Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:55Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:53Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:52Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:51Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:50Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:47Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:44Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:43Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:40Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:39Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:37Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:36Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:35Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:34Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:31Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:28Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:27Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:24Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:23Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:22Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:21Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:19Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:16Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:15Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:13Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:12Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:11Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:10Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:06Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:05Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:04Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:03Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:02Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:59Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:57Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:56Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:55Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:54Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:51Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:47Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:46Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:45Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:44Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:43Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:41Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:40Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:39Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:35Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:32Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:31Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:29Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:27Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:25Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:23Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:22Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:21Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:19Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:18Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:15Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:14Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:13Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:11Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:10Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:07Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:05Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:03Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:02Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:59Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:58Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:57Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:56Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:55Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:54Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:52Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:51Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:50Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:49Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:48Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:47Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:46Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:44Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:43Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:40Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:39Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:35Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:33Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:31Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:29Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:27Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:26Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:25Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:24Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:23Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:18Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:15Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:14Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:12Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:11Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:09Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:08Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:07Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:04Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:03Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:02Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:00Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:59Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:58Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:56Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:55Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:53Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:52Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:51Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:49Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:47Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:46Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:45Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:44Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:41Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:39Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:38Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:37Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:36Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:35Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:33Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:32Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:31Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:29Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:28Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:27Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:26Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:25Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:24Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:23Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:22Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:20Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:19Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:18Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:15Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:13Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:12Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:11Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:09Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:07Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:05Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:03Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:01Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:00Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:59Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:56Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:55Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:52Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:51Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:50Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:49Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:47Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:46Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:45Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:44Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:43Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:42Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:41Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:40Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:39Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:37Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:36Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:35Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:34Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:31Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:29Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:27Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:26Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:25Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:24Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:23Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:22Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:21Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:20Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:19Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:17Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:15Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:13Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:11Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:07Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:04Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:03Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:00Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:59Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:58Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:55Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:53Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:51Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:50Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:48Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:47Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:46Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:43Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:41Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:39Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:36Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:35Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:34Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:33Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:32Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:31Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:30Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:29Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:28Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:27Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:25Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:24Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:23Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:22Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:21Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:19Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:18Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:16Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:15Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:13Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:11Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:09Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:08Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:07Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:04Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:03Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:02Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:59Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:58Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:55Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:52Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:51Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:48Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:47Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:45Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:44Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:43Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:42Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:39Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:38Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:37Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:35Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:34Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:31Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:29Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:28Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:27Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:24Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:23Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:22Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:19Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:15Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:14Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:13Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:11Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:10Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:09Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:08Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:07Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:05Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:03Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:01Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:59Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:58Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:55Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:54Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:53Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:51Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:50Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:47Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:46Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:44Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:43Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:41Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:40Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:39Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:35Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:34Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:32Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:31Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:30Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:29Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:27Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:26Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:25Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:23Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:21Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:19Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:18Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:16Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:15Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:11Caption #173

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post