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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Carol
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Oh I'm good at playing the Fender,


Bounce back from the frequent hell-bender,


With a little more striving,
Less drunken sky-diving,
I could be a rock-star contender!
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Carol> I know I'm late, I just like the word "hellbender."
<Lauren> CAROL, my dear.... this is fantastic!
<guyPaulo> That's a Hofner bass, not a Fender. Sorry Carol.
<Lauren> You never cease to amaze me with your all-encompassing knowledge, guy.
<Carol> Yeh, this site is very educational! And I don't care, "Hofner" doesn't rhyme with "hellbender."
<guyPaulo> Is that the "genuinely impressed" comment monkie-icon Lauren, or the "sarcasticly bitting" one?
<Lauren> Does it make much of a difference, guy?
<guyPaulo> I checked a rhyme generator and there is apparently nothing that rhymes with Hofner. The closest thing is "scoffer."
<Carol> Thanks, next time I will rhyme it with "scoffner"! I take my language-mangling rights very seriously.

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