[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

So there I was at the Oscars looking really hot, cameras were snapping me up big time.

When suddenly Joan Rivers came at me, with skin so stretched it was translucent and mouth drooling.
"SKIN..MUST HAVE NUBILE SKIN", she droned.

Imagine my shock when five bodyguards finally took her down.
The look of embarrassment on Melissa River's face was classic.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 168 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:23Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:22Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:21Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:20Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:19Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:18Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:17Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:16Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:15Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:14Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:13Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:12Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:11Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:10Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:09Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:08Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:07Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:06Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:05Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:04Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:03Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:02Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:01Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:00Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:59Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:58Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:57Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:56Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:55Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:54Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:53Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:52Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:51Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:50Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:49Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:48Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:47Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:46Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:45Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:44Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:43Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:42Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:41Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:40Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:39Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:38Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:37Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:36Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:35Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:34Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:33Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:32Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:31Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:30Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:29Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:28Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:27Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:26Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:25Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:24Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:23Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:22Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:21Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:20Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:19Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:18Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:17Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:16Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:15Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:14Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:13Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:12Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:11Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:10Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:09Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:08Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:07Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:06Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:05Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:04Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:03Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:02Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:01Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:00Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:59Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:58Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:57Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:56Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:55Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:53Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:52Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:51Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:50Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:49Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:48Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:47Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:46Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:45Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:44Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:43Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:42Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:41Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:40Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:39Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:38Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:37Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:36Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:35Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:34Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:33Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:32Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:31Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:30Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:29Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:29Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:27Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:26Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:25Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:24Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:23Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:22Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:21Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:20Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:19Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:18Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:17Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:16Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:15Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:14Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:13Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:12Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:11Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:10Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:09Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:08Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:07Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:06Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:05Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:04Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:03Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:02Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:01Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:00Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:59Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:58Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:57Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:56Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:55Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:54Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:53Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:52Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:51Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:50Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:49Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:48Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:47Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:46Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:45Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:44Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:43Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:42Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:41Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:40Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:39Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:38Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:37Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:36Caption #347

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post