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Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2006 by Mort
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I'm dying Lucinda, can't you see I have lost the fight to the eyebrow tumor.

Give a dying man some pleasure will you, become one with me and slip this ring on.

But Lucinda's full buttocks danced a last retreat as they wiggled out of his life.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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