[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 66 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:17Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:13Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:12Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:11Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:10Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:09Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:08Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:07Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:04Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:03Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:57Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:56Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:55Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:54Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:53Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:46Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:43Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:38Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:35Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:33Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:27Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:26Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:25Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:21Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:18Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:11Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:10Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:07Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:05Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:03Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:57Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:53Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:45Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:43Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:42Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:41Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:40Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:39Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:31Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:29Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:27Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:24Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:23Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:21Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:17Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:13Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:12Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:11Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:10Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:09Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:07Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:04Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:00Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:59Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:57Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:56Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:55Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:51Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:50Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:49Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:48Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:41Caption #425

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post