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Most Emailed Photos - 04/14/2006

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Once upon a time, back in the 8th grade, if I recall correctly, I discovered my first grey ~~hare~~ hair.

Needless to say this ruined whatever little good self-image I had left, and started me down the road to obession with food, namely, how to diet and fit the role of glamours celebrity-style thinness a girl in my school had to attain if they wanted to be liked, or in my case, simply left alone.

Needless to say I'm still something of a porker, although these days my obsession is more with exercise and running marathons.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<mypalmike> Needless to say, the second two captions began with "Needless to say". :) I find when I write emails I do the same kind of thing - every paragraph begins with "Well,"
<3Suns> Yay marathons. I watched the Boston one go by on Monday...

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