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"When I forced all the guests out of my bedrooms at the Ranch,"

"It broke my heart. I'm in such a low place, George. Do you know how that feels?"

"Heh, heh, as a matter of factuality, Michael, I know how it feels. You, me, and all us 'merikins are standing in a pile of grade-A Texas Longhorn patties 'bout yay high."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> 
<Lauren> Just an observation, but I think Michael's heart may be on the wrong side. Makes this one even funnier.
<Kumiho> 
<guyPaulo> Excellent Bush dialect in the last panel. Very accurate.

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