I hugged her tightly, innocently. It was the closest we had ever been. My left hand began to slide downwards...
I imagined in my mind what would come that night. She would ride me like a stallion.
I would dig my claws into her back in a passionate embrace that would last forever.
I was soaking wet. But then, I did just get out of the pool.
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