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Most Emailed Photos - 02/02/2004

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One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things does not belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the other,
Before I finish this song?

One of these things is fat like your mother,
One of these things should not wear a thong,
Can you tell which thing looks alot like your brother,
Before I finish this song?

One of these things is covered in blubber,
One of these things has got a schlong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the other,
And is just plain wrong?

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<yoyology> This is genius!
<mypalmike> And now your song is done. Nice Sesamee Street reference.
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<Carol> Hee hee.

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