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Most Emailed Photos - 01/15/2004 by obtuse
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According to this new book, I'm supposed to only eat burgers...

and run around all day like a rabid tapir...

and after two weeks I'm supposed to lose weight, especially in the face.

I DON'T NOTICE ANY DIFFERENCE! THIS DIET SUCKS!

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<Pedro Gonzales> Is this the new "Dr. Invented" diet where people are duped into eating a completely unnatural diet
by some official looking research and then parted from all their money by the
"Dr Invented" book, "Dr Invented" ready meals, and "Dr Invented" clothing range
"I lost 700 pounds on the "invented diet*" Mrs. B, Maine(* pounds = pounds sterling, dieters may not see actual weight loss)
<Pedro Gonzales> P.S. That behemoth on Wednesday was definately on the "Dr. Invented" diet

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