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Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2006

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Lauren looked at Kumi, fury in her eyes. 'Him? HE'S the father? Not that soldier, the one you were, ahem, nursing back to health, but who died, but not without first...? Oooooh, I believed you, and it was HIM?!'

Kumi started to back away, stammering, 'Lauren, I- I can explain...' but Lauren had already grabbed Kumi by the throat... aaaand...

CATFIGHT!!

And here I, the narrator, will pause, because everyone loves to watch a catfight.

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<reddman> duuuuude...you got toooo much time on your hands...step away from the key board....
<JP> This all wrote itself, really, but my ghaaad, the binds that my insomnia puts me in. I'll allow the cap-monky-muse to bother me again tonight so I can finish it up.
If I had way too much time on my hands, I'd have written 26 chapters last night.
<Kumiho> Heh

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