[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2006 by Allen
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I've got this funny lookin' thing growing on my lip.

I thank my lucky stars it's not worse.

Which one of you wants to be the first to suck on it?!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<JP> Ahh, Allen, let me sit ya down and let's have a talk about puberty.
<reddman> EWWWWWWW....step away from the keyboard......

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