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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by guyPaulo
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Paul's concert was suddenly stopped short by the violent shaking of the earth.

The worst had come true: the earth's core had cooled down and stopped spinning.

All over the world, people prepared for the inevitable destruction of the earth by getting wasted and passing out in bathrooms.

NASA called me.
I was their only hope.

Digging a narrow hole to the core, they wedged me in at the top, my rectum squarely aimed at the core. One fiery blast of curry-sardine buffalo-wing enhanced Explosive Diarrhea would give the core the energy it needed.

FFFFRRRRRRUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPGGGG

Damn I'm good.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> My hero!!!
<Hysterical Woman> So that's where crude oil comes from!
<Axolotl> Teh original crewd!
<Kumiho> ::kisses guyPaulo on the forehead:: my hero.
<guyPaulo> If only we could cross over "crude day" with the wednesday contest. I coulda been a cotenda.
<Mark> hehe .. I love the look on the guys face in #3.
<Mark> :)
<Lauren> guy, I hand the crown back to you.

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