[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/11/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

In high school, I was never accepted. The other kids called me names like "hippo," "lard-butt" or "Fatty McBigass." I couldn't help the fact that I was big-boned, like my mother.

I turned to piercings as a way to gain attention, but it didn't help. I tried to be cooler by getting more and more body modifications, but girls still wouldn't kiss me.

If only I had known that even guys with weird skin conditions can get hot asian twins if they are the captain of the school chess team!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 381 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:32Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:31Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:30Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:28Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:27Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:25Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:24Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:23Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:22Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:20Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:18Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:17Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:16Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:13Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:10Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:09Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:08Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:06Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:05Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:01Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:57Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:56Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:53Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:52Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:49Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:46Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:45Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:44Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:43Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:41Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:39Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:38Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:37Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:36Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:34Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:33Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:30Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:29Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:26Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:25Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:22Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:21Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:20Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:17Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:14Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:13Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:09Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:05Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:04Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:02Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:01Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:00Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:59Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:58Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:57Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:56Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:55Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:54Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:53Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:52Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:51Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:49Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:48Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:46Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:45Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:43Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:41Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:40Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:37Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:36Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:35Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:34Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:33Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:29Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:25Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:23Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:22Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:21Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:18Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:17Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:16Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:14Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:13Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:12Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:11Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:09Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:08Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:06Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:05Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:04Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:03Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:02Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:01Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:00Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:59Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:57Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:55Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:53Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:51Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:50Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:48Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:46Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:45Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:44Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:43Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:42Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:41Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:40Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:38Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:37Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:34Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:33Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:32Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:31Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:30Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:29Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:28Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:27Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:26Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:25Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:24Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:23Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:21Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:20Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:19Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:18Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:17Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:16Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:15Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:14Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:13Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:12Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:10Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:09Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:07Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:05Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:04Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:03Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:01Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:00Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:59Caption #-84
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:57Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:54Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:52Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:51Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:49Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:48Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:45Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:44Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:43Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:42Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:41Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:38Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:37Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:33Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:29Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:25Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:21Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:20Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:19Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:18Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:17Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:16Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:13Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:11Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:10Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:09Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:08Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:07Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:06Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:05Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:03Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:02Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:01Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:00Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:59Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:58Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:57Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:56Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:55Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:54Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:51Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:50Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:49Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:48Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:47Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:46Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:45Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:41Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:40Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:38Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:37Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:36Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:34Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:33Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:31Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:30Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:29Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:27Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:25Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:24Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:21Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:20Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:17Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:15Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:14Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:13Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:12Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:11Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:10Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:09Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:08Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:07Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:06Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:05Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:01Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:59Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:57Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:55Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:54Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:53Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:52Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:51Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:50Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:48Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:47Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:46Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:45Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:43Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:42Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:41Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:37Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:36Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:33Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:32Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:30Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:29Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:28Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:27Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:26Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:25Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:23Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:22Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:21Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:20Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:19Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:17Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:15Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:14Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:13Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:10Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:09Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:07Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:05Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:04Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:03Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:01Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:57Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:54Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:53Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:51Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:49Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:45Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:44Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:41Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:38Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:37Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:36Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:35Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:33Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:30Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:29Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:25Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:23Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:21Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:17Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:15Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:14Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:12Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:11Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:10Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:09Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:08Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:05Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:03Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:02Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:01Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:00Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:59Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:57Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:55Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:54Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:53Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:50Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:49Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:47Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:45Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:43Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:42Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:41Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:40Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:37Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:36Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:34Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:33Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:29Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:25Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:24Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:21Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:17Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:13Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:12Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:11Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:09Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:08Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:05Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:03Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:01Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:59Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:57Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:56Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:53Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:49Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:47Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:46Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:45Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:43Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:41Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:39Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:38Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:37Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:34Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:33Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:30Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:29Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:26Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:22Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:21Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:20Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:19Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:18Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:17Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:12Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:11Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:10Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:09Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:08Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:07Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:06Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:05Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:04Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:03Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:01Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:57Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:55Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:54Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:53Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:52Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:49Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:45Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:44Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:43Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:42Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:41Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:40Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:39Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:37Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:35Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:34Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:33Caption #353

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post