Special Power: pulling on the heartstrings of the villain, and then the little one says
Name: The Vacuum Bag
Special Power: Will inhale everything within a 300-yard radius and store it in her stomach. Can selectively digest things.
Weaknesses: Things that expand when wet; chocolate mousse
Secret Identity: Oh no you DINT just tell them who I really was!
Name: The Lonely Dog
Special Power: Withers his opponents through use of stinging, bitter sarcasm.
Weaknesses: Commercials for Celestial Seasonings Teas; supermodels
Secret Identity: Steve Buscemi
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Description
The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.