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JUSTICE LEAGUE - Second String

Name: The Embedded Twin Monkeys

Special Power: pulling on the heartstrings of the villain, and then the little one says


Name: The Vacuum Bag

Special Power: Will inhale everything within a 300-yard radius and store it in her stomach. Can selectively digest things.

Weaknesses: Things that expand when wet; chocolate mousse

Secret Identity: Oh no you DINT just tell them who I really was!

Name: The Lonely Dog

Special Power: Withers his opponents through use of stinging, bitter sarcasm.

Weaknesses: Commercials for Celestial Seasonings Teas; supermodels

Secret Identity: Steve Buscemi

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<First Panel Continued> ...the little one says, "I wuv you". Villain's heart melts.

Weaknesses: Bananas; being thrown in laundromat dryers by overzealous tweens.

Secret Identity: Roadie for Bob Seger and Silver Bullet Band

<reddman> I knew he was Steve Buscemi all along..

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