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JUSTICE LEAGUE - Second String

Name: The Embedded Twin Monkeys

Special Power: pulling on the heartstrings of the villain, and then the little one says

Name: The Vacuum Bag

Special Power: Will inhale everything within a 300-yard radius and store it in her stomach. Can selectively digest things.

Weaknesses: Things that expand when wet; chocolate mousse

Secret Identity: Oh no you DINT just tell them who I really was!

Name: The Lonely Dog

Special Power: Withers his opponents through use of stinging, bitter sarcasm.

Weaknesses: Commercials for Celestial Seasonings Teas; supermodels

Secret Identity: Steve Buscemi

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<First Panel Continued> ...the little one says, "I wuv you". Villain's heart melts.
Weaknesses: Bananas; being thrown in laundromat dryers by overzealous tweens.
Secret Identity: Roadie for Bob Seger and Silver Bullet Band
<reddman> I knew he was Steve Buscemi all along..

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