[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by yoyology
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

He arose from the darkness, waving his appendages, yearning toward the light, only to discover his captors waiting. Gregor had been reincarnated as a crab!

As he waited on the slimy deck, he remembered fondly the kindness of Grete, who took care of him in his transformed state.

He knew that he was doomed to a painful death by boiling, but it was his hope that, next time, he might come back as something other than a damn arthropod.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 73 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:40Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:39Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:38Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:37Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:36Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:35Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:34Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:30Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:29Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:23Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:20Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:18Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:15Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:14Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:12Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:11Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:09Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:08Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:07Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:04Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:01Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:00Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:59Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:58Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:57Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:56Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:55Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:49Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:46Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:44Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:38Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:36Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:35Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:33Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:32Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:29Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:18Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:17Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:11Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:10Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:09Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:08Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:07Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:06Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:05Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:02Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:59Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:54Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:48Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:43Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:40Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:39Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:38Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:37Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:34Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:28Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:20Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:16Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:15Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:07Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:06Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:04Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:03Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:02Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:01Caption #865

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 7 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> Confused?
...www.bookrags.com...
<Lauren> I just love Metamortphosis captions! And I am quite a fan of Kafka, as well.
<apple juice is a verb> turn around, that i might carve the name of your crime into your back...
<Carol> Yay! (People would still try to eat him as a duck, though.) (That was not a double entendre.)
<Lauren> guy and I are in this caption 'room' at the same time... how romantic.
<guyPaulo> (soul music, soft lights, candles, wine)Why don't you other monkies beat it so Lauren and I can 'talk' a little more....
<The Caption Monkies.> Can we watch an "beat it" at the same time?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post