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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004

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He arose from the darkness, waving his appendages, yearning toward the light, only to discover his captors waiting. Gregor had been reincarnated as a crab!

As he waited on the slimy deck, he remembered fondly the kindness of Grete, who took care of him in his transformed state.

He knew that he was doomed to a painful death by boiling, but it was his hope that, next time, he might come back as something other than a damn arthropod.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> Confused?
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<Lauren> I just love Metamortphosis captions! And I am quite a fan of Kafka, as well.
<apple juice is a verb> turn around, that i might carve the name of your crime into your back...
<Carol> Yay! (People would still try to eat him as a duck, though.) (That was not a double entendre.)
<Lauren> guy and I are in this caption 'room' at the same time... how romantic.
<guyPaulo> (soul music, soft lights, candles, wine)Why don't you other monkies beat it so Lauren and I can 'talk' a little more....
<The Caption Monkies.> Can we watch an "beat it" at the same time?

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