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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005 by apple juice is a verb
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All my life, I've been a weakling.

I don't stand on the shoulders of giants, they stand on mine.

When I'm at the beach, bullies throw me into the water...

then the fish try to throw me back on land.

Luckily, my mom is hot.

That makes me feel less bad about not having a girlfriend.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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