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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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When the Doctor finally finished lasering off my last testicle I was *SO* fucking happy.

My transformation to a tall, leggy blond was complete. I was the woman that I always knew I was inside.

But they could have fucking warned me that the Estrogen pills were not just to help my mood, but were responsible for promoting estrus and the development and maintenance of female secondary sex characteristics.

Sigh---where's my damn razor?

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<Lauren> Nice try Elvis, except female humans do not have estrus; they have menses.

...www.wordreference.com...

<Lauren> Elvis, I didn't mean to sound so persnickety; was just trying to be a bit educational. Sorry.
<3Suns> Wow, I'm gonna have to give you a few extra "sexy" ratings on Orkut...
<mypalmike> Nice try, Elvis, except sex-change surgery usually involves a meat cleaver, not a "laser". I don't mean to sound persnickety...
<ElvisThePelvis> The def of estrogen came from dictionary.com. I wouldn't know a menses if it hit me in my estrus.

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