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Most Emailed Photos - 02/28/2005 by Mort
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Oh! God! Please find me a man! I need to get man handled desperately.

Hey, my monkey... my monkey sucks more than just nipple, you know.

Ooo yes please!

Does it cost extra if I spank the monkey too?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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