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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by mypalmike
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"Let's see here... www.sexybabesinfeathers.com. Oh yeah."

Hey guys, look! Another guy out there on the internet is surfing online porn! Odds are pretty good that one of our bitter enemies is going to die soon...

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Inspired by ajiav. See ...www.hosstyle.com... if you need an explanation.
<guyPaulo> OH GOD DAMMIT!!!!! Mike and I got inspired at the same time......except his is a little better than mine (see next caption).
<apple juice is a verb> in all this time, i have never gotten tired of that picture. i love the little monsters chasing the cat and i love the sad cat in the corner. thing is, it's really not that effective of a PSA.
<ElvisThePelvis> Damn, I killed a litter this morning.
<Axolotl> That monster is Domo-kun! He's the mascot of Japanese public television.

Here's a Domo-kun page with link to the videos ...drew.corrupt.net...

Also, check out the amazing Steve Ballmer/Domo-kun music video
...www.echo23.com...

This was on memepool.com a while ago.

<H. Monkey> 
So NHK is Japan's BBC? (Or more like PBS?)
<Mort> The DomoDarko video is very much worth watching, if anyone hasn't seen it.
<MLimburg> ahhhh memepool ... how you brighten my work day

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