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Most Emailed Photos - 10/27/2004 by Luminaire
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Things that are obvious, even to small children and Bush:

(1) Americans are getting fatter.

(2) The "licking pussy" joke here.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Axolotl> Talk about pre-empting a lot of easy and obvious captions!

Thanks a bunch!

<Axolotl> But I really liked your caption!

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