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My love for scuba diving had gotten me into trouble with those f*cking sharks...have 'ya seen my autobiography
Open Water ?

I went to the doctor but all she did was just put a f*cking ice pack on my head...the shark got my f*cking hips you braniac...

That's ok, I discovered that if I scare the sharks really good with my drunken Britney Spears look and keep my lower torso out of the water I will be just fine! Who's up for some scuba??!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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