As I strolled around the gun show, I got depressed. Sure, I had always been a gun-loving little redneck bastard, but I had new feelings swelling up inside me.
I don't care how they react. I've got to drop this bombshell on my family and let them know how I feel.
Screw football, hunting, fishing and all that other conservative stuff...
I'm going to Hollywood to chase my dreams of being a dog-groomer to the stars!
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