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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004 by guyPaulo
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Playboy will soon be releasing its annual "Girls of MEP" issue, which is sure to be a hot collectors item at future MEP conventions.

Such an issue can sell for as much as $40 at a convention. However a copy signed by the Image Gorilla himself can go for twice that. (Being the Shatner-like attention-whore that he is, Mort is never shy about signing an autograph for the little monkies.)

Not to outdone by the girls, I volunteered to appear in the "Boys of MEP" issue for "Hot Gay Well-Oiled Black Roman Studs" magazine.

Copies are availible for $.50 each if anybody wants one. ....Anybody?.....

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> I'd like two copies of the Gils of MEP, one for me and one for my boyfriend, and Mort, could you sign mine?
<Kumiho> um.. I mean *girls* of MEP.
<guyPaulo> You know Kumiho, MY issue is still availible. Its only $.35 an issue now! I'll even sign it!
<Axolotl> Kumiho, will you be dressed as Sailor Moon in this "Girls of MEP" issue? A...eh..friend of mine wants to know.
<ajiav> girls of MEP...wonderful...

...the MEP culture just keeps growing.

Let me know when we buy the MEP island, I want a good location for my house.

<Kumiho> I don't think so, but I might be able to swing Sailor Mercury....
<Angel> shit

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