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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004 by guyPaulo
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Playboy will soon be releasing its annual "Girls of MEP" issue, which is sure to be a hot collectors item at future MEP conventions.

Such an issue can sell for as much as $40 at a convention. However a copy signed by the Image Gorilla himself can go for twice that. (Being the Shatner-like attention-whore that he is, Mort is never shy about signing an autograph for the little monkies.)

Not to outdone by the girls, I volunteered to appear in the "Boys of MEP" issue for "Hot Gay Well-Oiled Black Roman Studs" magazine.

Copies are availible for $.50 each if anybody wants one. ....Anybody?.....

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> I'd like two copies of the Gils of MEP, one for me and one for my boyfriend, and Mort, could you sign mine?
<Kumiho> um.. I mean *girls* of MEP.
<guyPaulo> You know Kumiho, MY issue is still availible. Its only $.35 an issue now! I'll even sign it!
<Axolotl> Kumiho, will you be dressed as Sailor Moon in this "Girls of MEP" issue? A...eh..friend of mine wants to know.
<ajiav> girls of MEP...wonderful...

...the MEP culture just keeps growing.

Let me know when we buy the MEP island, I want a good location for my house.

<Kumiho> I don't think so, but I might be able to swing Sailor Mercury....
<Angel> shit

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