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Most Emailed Photos - 04/04/2004 by Regnad Kcin
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After taking a break to wipe splattered apple off my pinstripes, I gumshoed down to Filthy Frankie's, just in time to catch Trixie the barmaid at the height of her manic phase. She knew diddly about stolen puppies, but sprayed me with a strange scent from her plastic orchid.

I began laughing through my tears. Hadn't laughed so hard since watching Cheyney operate the Bushie puppet like Mortimer Snerd. What was that spray . . and who was the real papa of that puppy?

This town always freaks me out! A vicious scheme to abduct pups, and all John Q citizen cared about was mugging at the windows of the Today Show! Katie Couric & Al Roker wrestling in disguise?? Me, I had a case to solve!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Excellent! The story continues... but will it ever reach a conclusion?
<Roger Mexico> Lauren, dear -- Why should it reach an early conclusion. Perhaps it's a "magnum opus!"

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