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Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004 by Jmofwiw
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Our zoo's Orangutan reacted
so positively to having a pet monkey.

It really seem to raise her spirits.


So we thought a pet puppy might cheer up our depressed gorilla.

So we got a really cute one for him.


But he just skinned it, ate it and shredded the little puppy's hide at his feet.

We're going to try him with a kitten next.

(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 12 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> 
<Lauren> Fantastic use of last photo!!!
<apple juice is a verb> 
<Hysterical Woman> Poor kitty!
<mypalmike> Greatness
<sam> 
<sam> If somones really doing that Im gonna Call up animal rights ) :
<danielle> THIS WEBSITE IS SICK, I CAME ACCROSS IT BY ACCIDENT, IT SHOULD BE CLOSED DOWN,
<Shorty> Ummm well if he's gonna kill the puppy don't u think it's gonna happen to a kat and maybe cause the dog was to small don't u think?? u should try not other animals but maybe a computer or painting ?
<ya mum> hahahahha

no im kidding its pretty lame

<WACABO> I WANT THAT BABY AP
<eric> hahaahhahahaah that is halarious

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