Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 12/08/2003

by guyPaulo

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Mort and Mrs. Mort are proud to announce their new twins, who arrived nine months after the now infamous "bathtub cavort."

When the next day's photos were late following the frolic, panic gripped the city and most folks barricaded themselves in, anticipating the worst.

Caption monkeys everywhere took to the streets, chanting "THE END IS NEIGH. MORT IS LATE."

Thankfully, Mort returned, much to the chagrin of bosses and productivity experts everywhere.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Is it caption-monkeys or caption monkeys?
Excellent and referential.
<Luminaire> You mean "the end is nigh," Typo McSpelly.
<yoyology> No. He means "The End is Neigh". It's an apocalyptic horse thing. Go with it.
<mypalmike> The end is moo. Nice caption that only regular visitors will understand.
<guyPaulo> HeHe, I like the funny monkey...
<Mort> How did I miss doing the whole caption monkey reference??? Very funny guyPaulo, and my word it's not even guest day...
<yoyology> I believe that the default Wednesday text refers to us as "caption-monkies". An interestingly creative spelling, I think.
<guyPaulo> I felt a little dirty since elvis had a caption monkey comment for the last photo first. However imitation is the greatest form of flattery, and Elvis's recent rise to the spotlight deserves recognition.
<Axolotl> I want to be a caption Monkee! I don't know how to play an instrument either!
<ElvisThePelvis> It's settled then, not caption-monkeys or caption monkeys, but caption-monkies. Now is the singular monke or monkee.
<yoyology> The singular form is "mahnquie".
<mypalmike> I thought it was "monkie", you know like "movie" and "movies".
<yoyology> No, no. It's spelt Raymond Luxury-Yacht but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
<guyPaulo> You know, I got all excited when I saw (13) by my name, but then I realized that the last 5 comments or so have nothing to do with my witty submission. Comment-teasers!

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