I shared my life experience with them, valuable life lessons like:Never cover your penis with peanut butter and invite a pit bull to lick it clean...pit bulls are not good lickers.
Don't dress like a alter boy and bend over in front of a priest, espscially after sewing your ass cheeks shut.
Before using super glue to attach a hornets nest to your testicles, make sure the nest is empty.
You cannont hang from anywhere by your nipples for very long, even if you use staples.