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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by Samaj
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This is one place I will never stick my d*ck. I love my d*ck too much. And I think it might be painful to lose my d*ck in that way.

And I would never let her play with my d*ck. I mean, she's hot, but I don't even know her! She'd probably laugh at it anyway.

Then again, I swore I'd never stick my d*ck in the snow either, b*t look at him! He and his friends j*st love dragging their n*ts in it!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> HAHA. I think my d*ck would l*ve to f*ckin l*cking a** ki*kin g*od bl*w jo* th*s fr*ak*in c*ol *ss ca*ption.
<Lauren> Wow! This one is great!
<yoyology> The winner and new champeen, S*m*j!!
<apple juice is a verb> 
<mypalmike> Great!
<Lauren> Good show, Samaj.

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