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Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004 by shininglion
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"Take a number," they said. "The line won't be that long," they said. It took forever. Now I get here and it was the wrong [expletive deleted] line.

There is an upside to this, though. Sentient poop beings.

I hope they don't have a problem with monkeys.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> I.... don't get it...
<shininglion> My license to tell good jokes ran out. Sorry.
<yoyology> I really don't either, though Sentient Poop Beings sounds like a good follow-up to The Flaming Captions' Levitating Weiner Dog.
<ElvisThePelvis> The good band name test applies:

Ladies and Gentlemen...The Sentient Poop Beings!

(lot of applause).

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