[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Every year Bob tried his best to get onto his college's synchronized swimming team, but every year he was turned down. It was always the same biased excuses that kept him off the team:
'Your back is too hairy', they explained one year.
'You have a ying yang', the next.
'Your bottom is not pert enough', in his final year.

Although discouraged he searched for a way to put out the sexist fire that raged within the swim bitches closed minds.

On his way back from another pointless swim team tryout Bob was distracted by a poster of Seigfried and Roy.

His love for synchronized swimming was soon overpowered for his new obsession to frolic with big gay cats.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 62 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:35Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:34Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:30Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:29Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:24Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:23Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:22Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:21Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:20Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:19Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:18Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:15Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:14Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:12Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:09Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:08Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:05Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:04Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:03Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:01Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:59Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:58Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:53Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:49Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:48Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:47Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:46Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:45Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:44Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:43Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:41Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:40Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:39Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:35Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:34Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:33Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:31Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:30Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:29Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:28Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:27Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:26Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:25Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:24Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:20Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:19Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:16Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:15Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:14Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:12Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:11Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:10Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:05Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:04Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:02Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:01Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:00Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:59Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:57Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:56Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:55Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:54Caption #17

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post