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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by guyPaulo
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UGH! Thats right! Take it all you dirty little crab-slut!

Please tell me that the lecherous red-head is not doing what I think he's doing to that crab....oh god..please make him stop...(cry)

F*CK THIS! We're getting the crap outa here before the freak over there spots our egg-holes!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Yikes, guy, crude AND derivative. Good going.
<guyPaulo> I can't help it. Beastiality is always crowd pleaser here.
<yoyology> We prefer the term "zoophilia", thank you.
<apple juice is a verb> "take it all you dirty little crab-slut." I can't wait to say that to my girlfriend.
<mypalmike> AJIAV is soon to be single.

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