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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004

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UGH! Thats right! Take it all you dirty little crab-slut!

Please tell me that the lecherous red-head is not doing what I think he's doing to that crab....oh god..please make him stop...(cry)

F*CK THIS! We're getting the crap outa here before the freak over there spots our egg-holes!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> Yikes, guy, crude AND derivative. Good going.
<guyPaulo> I can't help it. Beastiality is always crowd pleaser here.
<yoyology> We prefer the term "zoophilia", thank you.
<apple juice is a verb> "take it all you dirty little crab-slut." I can't wait to say that to my girlfriend.
<mypalmike> AJIAV is soon to be single.

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