If a bear shits outside the woods while being anally raped, at what velocity does the attacker actually fly off into the distance?
These are the kind of questions that keep me from progressing in my chosen career.
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Description
The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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