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Most Emailed Photos - 05/11/2006

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Can elephants fly?

Can presidents think?

If a bear shits outside the woods while being anally raped, at what velocity does the attacker actually fly off into the distance?

These are the kind of questions that keep me from progressing in my chosen career.

(AFP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<ElvisThePelvis> 340 ft per second if you must know.
<Allen> Class,
You can all follow the example of Mr. Pelvis here in the front row. Not only did he calculate the right answer, he made sure that he expressed it using the proper units. Now, everyone go outside for recess and anally rape a bear.
<Class> Yay!! Anal Rape A Bear!!!
And little Billy is the Bear!!!
Yay!!!
<JP> Nobody ever picks me.

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