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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/16/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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She knelt before me and presened her wide open mouth.

I pushed in the large head of my member.

She bit down hard and now I do tranny bikini contests.

I hate my mom.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> I posted this from my blackberry. Sorry for the spelling mistakes.
<David Byrden> This is very disturbing.
<ajiav> disturbing, but cool!
<Morgus> You hate your mom? Your dad REALLY hates your mom!
<3Suns> I don't hate your mom. Come here hot stuff.
<guyPaulo> Trust Elvis to bring it back to the crass level.
<Pitch Black> disturbing yet still chuckling ..

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