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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/16/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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She knelt before me and presened her wide open mouth.

I pushed in the large head of my member.

She bit down hard and now I do tranny bikini contests.

I hate my mom.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> I posted this from my blackberry. Sorry for the spelling mistakes.
<David Byrden> This is very disturbing.
<ajiav> disturbing, but cool!
<Morgus> You hate your mom? Your dad REALLY hates your mom!
<3Suns> I don't hate your mom. Come here hot stuff.
<guyPaulo> Trust Elvis to bring it back to the crass level.
<Pitch Black> disturbing yet still chuckling ..

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