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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004

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The proliferation of weaponized anthrax (shown here), among with other biological weapons, has made the threat from terrorists greater than ever.

Despite the attitude of most Americans, we can only blame ourselves.

American culture is being imposed on people across the world, and this "Westernization " is giving the terrorists plenty of reasons to hate us. We are destroying indiginous cultures and traditions which have existed for centuries with our love of consumerism.

On an unrelated note, my widdle doggy-woggy did the cutsi-ootsiest thing today! Yes, she did! Yes she did! She's a precious baby, oh yes! She's a funny widdle bitty cuttie pie! Give us kisses my iddy biddy baby girl!!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<yoyology> I laughed HARD at this one! Way to do a non-linking link.
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<guyPaulo> I can never tell if a caption like this is going to go over or not.
<mypalmike> Great social commentary! And funny too, yes you are! Such a precious widdle monkie!

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