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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by 3Suns
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Last week, a 37-year old California woman gave birth to the very first "manimal", a genetically-engineered cross between a human and a skunk.

The crossbreed was selected due to genetic compatibility, not ease of upbringing.

Today, the woman saw her freakish spawn for the first time. It was almost a touching moment, before the giant baby stunk up the entire nursery with another round of flatulence.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> By "genetically engineered", you mean she slept with the skunk, right?
<Carol> A cautionary tail tale.

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