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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/10/2004 by guyPaulo
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It’s sad how some stars will cling to overexposed roles. Fortunately, Carrie Ann Moss has gracefully moved beyond the Matrix movies and into the world of porn.

Likewise, Keanu has dropped the whole acting thing to focus on his profitable Chihuahua puppy-mill.

Sadly, Laurence Fishborne hangs onto his fleeting stardom like Rosie O’Donnell on a Twinkie.

He continues to travel to Matrix conventions, growing into more and more of a parody of his former self, as his body and mind turn soft under the acclaim of loyal Matrix-nerds everywhere.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Very nice, guy.
<ajiav> 
<3Suns> If you choose the blue pill, you stay in Wonderland, you'll wake up and everything will be the same. If you choose the red pill... well... the red pill is an extremely potent laxative.

Morpheus: Why, oh, why didn't I take the *blue* pill?

<guyPaulo> Dang, 3Suns, you could have turned that into a caption. 1)something about the Oracle going on Jenny Craig and getting really hot 2)the white chihuahua makes you wake up again while the brown chihuahua is a potent laxative, and 3)Morpheus: 'Why didn't I take the white chihuahua?!?'

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