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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/14/2005 by JP
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I had a strange dream... that Bill Gates and Napoleon Dynamite had somehow been convicted of a terrorist plot on the planet Krypton, and that they had been sentenced to spend eternity floating in space, trapped in a pane of glass.

I woke up suddenly... it was Thursday! I'd forgotten to determine the winner of yesterday's MEP Guest Day!

(I guess I'd been distracted by my confirmation hearings.)

Whoops! I fell back asleep and dreamed of a giant jellyfish made entirely of babies.
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