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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by Jmofwiw
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A Tragedy

The
stars
were
aligned
just
so.

It
must
have
been
fate.

Gunga was on the phone, doing his Popeye impersonations
between racking coughs
over the first
cigarette of the day.

He was on his way out to dump his nearly-brimming night bucket.

He failed to notice a diseased puppy in the shadows.

Suddenly the pustule-covered puppy leapt at him, knocking his night-bucket out of his hand and soiling his robes.

Without thought he kicked it, killing it instantly

Fourty years of hard work on his Karma went down the drain in an instant.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Damn Karma
<guyPaulo> 
<apple juice is a verb> My dad used to yell that: "Four years of Karma! Down the Drain!"
<mypalmike> Pustules! Ha!

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