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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/07/2005 by mypalmike
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Kittens may be cute, but their claws can wreak unintended havoc.

This is what happened to my houseboat when Fuzzles dug a little too deep in her litter box.

Fortunately, scientists are developing new kitten-proof materials. Doctor Ida Flower Katz, pictured here, shows off a new condom that is impervious to kitten claws.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> 
<JP> That's just wrong on so many levels, but most importantly, that I can't feel it as well with that thing on.
<Kumiho> So, so wonderfully wrong.
<guyPaulo> Does that condom come in the ribbed variety?
<Lauren> That condom is ribbed. I am just wondering about what one would be doing with that kitty that would make a kitty-claw-impervious condom necessary.

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