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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/07/2005

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Kittens may be cute, but their claws can wreak unintended havoc.

This is what happened to my houseboat when Fuzzles dug a little too deep in her litter box.

Fortunately, scientists are developing new kitten-proof materials. Doctor Ida Flower Katz, pictured here, shows off a new condom that is impervious to kitten claws.

(AFP)

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<mypalmike>
<JP> That's just wrong on so many levels, but most importantly, that I can't feel it as well with that thing on.
<Kumiho> So, so wonderfully wrong.
<guyPaulo> Does that condom come in the ribbed variety?
<Lauren> That condom is ribbed. I am just wondering about what one would be doing with that kitty that would make a kitty-claw-impervious condom necessary.

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