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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2005 by JP
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Oh mannnnn... when I was a young septagenarian I used to smoke the good shit all the time. Here's me in 1994 at the Bread and Puppet festival.

I pretended I was a supermodel, travelling to Mexico and Spain, writing all this wierd psychedelic music.

This is the cover to an album I produced, called, "My Man Don't Need no Turtle Eggs."

But it took just one acid trip to bring me back to reality, the way the world really is, man.

You can't stay young forever!

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<mypalmike> Bordering on bizarre.
<Lauren> An acid trip that brought you back to reality??!!??!!? That was some BAD shit.

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