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Most Emailed Photos - 12/29/2004 by Severian
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By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth,

Too Foul to Comprehend,

May the Fiery Ichor of Karbukyu stream from my loins upon Mine Enemies Who Double Park!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Axolotl> Painful pun there!
<Lauren> Pure evil goodness!
<Severian> Hoary Hosts appear courtesy of ...www.luckymojo.com...

Karbukyu appears courtesy of the Unspeakable Elder Gods of Pun.

Wardrobe by Botany 500.

<What?> I would hateth to see what you do thee those who would cut thy off

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