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Most Emailed Photos - 12/09/2004 by Luminaire
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The selection at the local meat market didn't look promising, but I picked up a few sausages anyway.

Twenty-four hours later, I came down with a severe case of mad cow disease.

I'm never shopping at Winn-Dixie again.
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