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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by Carol
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Well if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
'Til she knocks me out
'Cause she walks like she talks
And she talks like she walks

Talk to me, tell me your sign
You're switchin' sides like a Gemini
You're playing games
And now you're hittin' my heart
Like a drum... yeah baby

"She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy 'cause she
Looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history..."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Carol> Just to get the obvious out of the way ... couldn't resist, with the drum reference.
<Lauren> 
<3Suns> I bang, you bang, we all bang for she bangs.
<mypalmike> 
<ElvisThePelvis> This had to be done.

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