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Most Emailed Photos - 12/08/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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While Mort and his wife cavorted in their fortress of solitude,

some wait in the cold for our photos.

Meanwhile, the more creative caption-monkeys try to wile away the hours with our own special christmas play.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<Luminaire> I was thinking along the same lines, but you beat me to it.
<yoyology> Hehehehehehe.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'm still stuck on Mort and his wife bathing. Don't know why the fortress of solitude thing keeps slipping in there.
<guyPaulo> Laugh, chuckle, snort, (wet-fart), snort guffaw.
<Mort> I'm giving Elvis the Guest Comment of the Week award!

Teh New Inuendo Sexy indeed.

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