Rubbing hot sauce in your eyes can produce some interesting visual effects.
It can also be used to as a spray to keep monkeys from humping your leg.
However, the public use of hotsauce as a masturbatory lubricant is not recommended.
Especially if you have an open sore.
Or if you are a girl. Ouch.
(Reuters)
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