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Most Emailed Photos - 11/02/2003

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Rubbing hot sauce in your eyes can produce some interesting visual effects.

It can also be used to as a spray to keep monkeys from humping your leg.

However, the public use of hotsauce as a masturbatory lubricant is not recommended.

Especially if you have an open sore.

Or if you are a girl. Ouch.

(Reuters)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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