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Most Emailed Photos - 11/02/2003 by guyPaulo
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Rubbing hot sauce in your eyes can produce some interesting visual effects.

It can also be used to as a spray to keep monkeys from humping your leg.

However, the public use of hotsauce as a masturbatory lubricant is not recommended.

Especially if you have an open sore.

Or if you are a girl. Ouch.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> Teeth grittingly, toe curlingly good

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